If Starfleet Had a Chapel . . .
Ave Maria has unveiled its new plans for its oratory. Apparently, they decided the huge panes of glass in the previous design might be of some concern during a hurricane. But as I looked at the new design, something seemed familiar. Do you think Starfleet's on the job?
Maybe someone there is a Star Trek fan?
I told you I was a sci-fi geek.
Maybe someone there is a Star Trek fan?
I told you I was a sci-fi geek.
posted by Mark Mossa, SJ at 10:38 AM
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10 Signs that your Church is run by Starfleet:
1. the Latin and English liturgies are both replaced by Klingon
2. only latinum is accepted for donations to the collection plate
3. instead of altar boys they have cadets
4. censers are set to "stun"
5. instead of buttresses, the church has nacelles
6. the Prime Directive has been added to the Ten Commandments
7. liturgical dance by dabo girls
8. bread and wine for the host are produced from a replicator
9. sermons are about Spock's sacrificial death and resurrection
10. "the Mass is ended: go where no man has gone before"
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